...there was silence...
AND THEN THERE WAS POOFY!
(who miraculously appeared out of nowhere)
|Poofy came upon a
green, lush land, and named it...
(because "I-am-so-cool-ville" was taken)
everything by itself with leftover materials and...
PURE POOFY POWER!
(and note that side effects of PURE POOFY POWER include nausea and burning of the retinas)
others heard of this great place, they flocked!
LIKE SHEEP! OR CANADIAN GEESE!
(or other things that tend to flock, like snails, maybe)
|And now there are four
inhabitants in Poofyville, although this does not include perhaps the most
important living thing of all...
THE PANCAKE TREE!
(who also miraculously appeared out of nowhere)
|The Pancake Tree aids the
inhabitants of Poofyville with its years of wisdom and...
ABILITY TO GROW PANCAKES!
(best when ripe, of course; otherwise, they can be a bit chewy)
|So everyone is happy and
loves each other, except...
WHEN RALPH BARFS!
(because then it smells funny)